My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.
'Your favourite character says a lot about you as a person.'
Panic! at the Finals ft. Fail Out Boy
i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people
do u ever get like water hungry…
you know what i just realized
this is the last school year that all students in high school will be from the 90s
my theatre teacher had us all say our date of birth and at the end he said this. this shocks the man.
So I don’t think those free condoms universities hand out suck as much as guys say they do.
Okay, but seriously. If you’re ever considering sexy times with a guy and he tells you that he can’t wear a condom there is a 100.3% chance that he is a liar, and you should definitely not have sex with him. Don’t have sex with liars. Have sex with a cute honest people that bring you ice cream the next morning. Liars do not bring you ice cream. And if they do it’s ice cream made of lies. Ice cream made of lies is very emotionally unfulfilling. Don’t trust liars or their disease-ridden ice cream.
that was the best safe-sex talk ever.
When you start reading Pandora Hearts, sooner or later you hear yourself mutter these words (probably while crying)
↳ GILBERT CASUAL